Roppongi Sith
Everybody thinks that George Lucas’ Jedi knights are based on samurai warriors, and that their light sabers are similar to katanas. These poor fools have never been in Roppongi, which is a place in Tokyo where the dark side of the Force is very strong… you can feel the evil everywhere! Moreover, it is full of Sith warriors who try to stop you with their red light sabers! (I’m sure that what they really want is to take my rum!)
Aquí estoy yo, con mis cojones por bandera, luchando a muerte con el Sith del consolador luminoso.
